Yep, another obscure show I liked
Friday, October 05, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Eating Right
Thanks to BRS in VA for this
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc... I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc... I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Monday, September 03, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Sanjaya to Hannah Montana -- You Heard it Here First
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Sunday, April 01, 2007
A Little Boy in Church
When a little boy got home from church his parents were concerned that he was not paying attention to the preacher. So the father asked the boy, "Son, were you listening in church this morning?"
"Yes sir," came the reply.
The dad followed up, "What did the preacher talk about?"
"He talked about sin, Dad." Came the reply.
"Well, What did he say?" Dad continued.
"He said that he was against it"
"Yes sir," came the reply.
The dad followed up, "What did the preacher talk about?"
"He talked about sin, Dad." Came the reply.
"Well, What did he say?" Dad continued.
"He said that he was against it"
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
The Deer Hunters
Thanks to DJ from San Diego for this funny
Three men were hunting deer: A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher. A deer jumped out of the brush and ran across the clearing in front of the hunters. They all fired simultaneously and hit the deer. They began to discuss who actually killed the deer and the discussion progressed into an argument. The lawyer was building his case why the deer should be his but the doctor said, "I'll go examine the deer and figure out whose bullet killed it." The Doctor walked over to the deer and looked and joined his two friends and said, "It was definitely the pastor's gun that killed the deer." The lawyer couldn't believe it and ask the doctor, "How could you tell that?" The doctor replied, "Because the bullet went in one ear and out the other."
Three men were hunting deer: A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher. A deer jumped out of the brush and ran across the clearing in front of the hunters. They all fired simultaneously and hit the deer. They began to discuss who actually killed the deer and the discussion progressed into an argument. The lawyer was building his case why the deer should be his but the doctor said, "I'll go examine the deer and figure out whose bullet killed it." The Doctor walked over to the deer and looked and joined his two friends and said, "It was definitely the pastor's gun that killed the deer." The lawyer couldn't believe it and ask the doctor, "How could you tell that?" The doctor replied, "Because the bullet went in one ear and out the other."
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Moses and Red Sea -- Sunday School Funny
Thanks to JD in the Triad for this funny.
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Saturday, March 03, 2007
The Electric Company - Punctuation
I usually don't post two at a time but oh well. This is another suppertime show that we watched to avoid having to watch the news (only 4 channels at the time)
ADAM-12
This was a good show but once it hit syndication and came on every night, it was great. Eat Supper; watch Adam - 12
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
4-H Public Speaking Competition
I heard this joke in one of the speeches regarding dairy farming.
Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Husbands in Wal-Mart
I thank WRG and GN from Eastern NC for this funny.
Husbands in Walmart
What do husbands do at Walmart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store.
Dear Mrs. Fenton:
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of glycerin suppositories and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7 Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ...
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here !!
Husbands in Walmart
What do husbands do at Walmart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store.
Dear Mrs. Fenton:
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of glycerin suppositories and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7 Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ...
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here !!
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Saturday, February 03, 2007
Who Don't You Know?
I'm thanking LM in NOVA for this one
The Jews don't know Jesus as the Messiah
The Presbyterians don't know the Pope as the Vicar of Christ on earth.
The Baptists don't know each other in Hooters.
The Jews don't know Jesus as the Messiah
The Presbyterians don't know the Pope as the Vicar of Christ on earth.
The Baptists don't know each other in Hooters.
Friday, February 02, 2007
Spider-man Original Cartoon Theme Song
I first saw this when I visited my grandparents in Griffin GA on. It never played in Charleston as far as I know. It was a childhood favorite
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
December Radio -- My New Favorite Band
CLICK HERE for a media player featuring this great band. Check out the song
"Drifter." It is great
Or, check out this Youtube video
Monday, January 29, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
A little Joke from my friend TK in NOVA - Baptist Cowboy
Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drink the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist
Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drink the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist
Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my brothers though."
Friday, January 26, 2007
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Simon and Milo Video
It's Not Me It's You
Take a little Tchaikovsky, add a cartoon and some cheerleaders and you get a break-up song. This video was from a collection produced by Pilsbury in 2002 called Strudelpalooza. The singers are a group called Prozzak and the video characters are Simon and Milo.
Take a little Tchaikovsky, add a cartoon and some cheerleaders and you get a break-up song. This video was from a collection produced by Pilsbury in 2002 called Strudelpalooza. The singers are a group called Prozzak and the video characters are Simon and Milo.
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