Tuesday, February 26, 2008
A Funny Story - True? I don't know but it claims to be
Thanks to my brother in SC for this one
A Woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs." Picture this:All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story...
Have a great day and remember... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A Woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs." Picture this:All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story...
Have a great day and remember... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Rocky Burnette - Tired of Toein' the Line
Robert Palmer was NOT the first. Now this is simply irresistible.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Friday, October 05, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Eating Right
Thanks to BRS in VA for this
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc... I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc... I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Monday, September 03, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Sanjaya to Hannah Montana -- You Heard it Here First
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Sunday, April 01, 2007
A Little Boy in Church
When a little boy got home from church his parents were concerned that he was not paying attention to the preacher. So the father asked the boy, "Son, were you listening in church this morning?"
"Yes sir," came the reply.
The dad followed up, "What did the preacher talk about?"
"He talked about sin, Dad." Came the reply.
"Well, What did he say?" Dad continued.
"He said that he was against it"
"Yes sir," came the reply.
The dad followed up, "What did the preacher talk about?"
"He talked about sin, Dad." Came the reply.
"Well, What did he say?" Dad continued.
"He said that he was against it"
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
The Deer Hunters
Thanks to DJ from San Diego for this funny
Three men were hunting deer: A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher. A deer jumped out of the brush and ran across the clearing in front of the hunters. They all fired simultaneously and hit the deer. They began to discuss who actually killed the deer and the discussion progressed into an argument. The lawyer was building his case why the deer should be his but the doctor said, "I'll go examine the deer and figure out whose bullet killed it." The Doctor walked over to the deer and looked and joined his two friends and said, "It was definitely the pastor's gun that killed the deer." The lawyer couldn't believe it and ask the doctor, "How could you tell that?" The doctor replied, "Because the bullet went in one ear and out the other."
Three men were hunting deer: A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher. A deer jumped out of the brush and ran across the clearing in front of the hunters. They all fired simultaneously and hit the deer. They began to discuss who actually killed the deer and the discussion progressed into an argument. The lawyer was building his case why the deer should be his but the doctor said, "I'll go examine the deer and figure out whose bullet killed it." The Doctor walked over to the deer and looked and joined his two friends and said, "It was definitely the pastor's gun that killed the deer." The lawyer couldn't believe it and ask the doctor, "How could you tell that?" The doctor replied, "Because the bullet went in one ear and out the other."
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