Yep, another obscure show I liked
Friday, October 05, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Eating Right
Thanks to BRS in VA for this
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc... I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc... I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Monday, September 03, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Sanjaya to Hannah Montana -- You Heard it Here First
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Sunday, April 01, 2007
A Little Boy in Church
When a little boy got home from church his parents were concerned that he was not paying attention to the preacher. So the father asked the boy, "Son, were you listening in church this morning?"
"Yes sir," came the reply.
The dad followed up, "What did the preacher talk about?"
"He talked about sin, Dad." Came the reply.
"Well, What did he say?" Dad continued.
"He said that he was against it"
"Yes sir," came the reply.
The dad followed up, "What did the preacher talk about?"
"He talked about sin, Dad." Came the reply.
"Well, What did he say?" Dad continued.
"He said that he was against it"
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
The Deer Hunters
Thanks to DJ from San Diego for this funny
Three men were hunting deer: A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher. A deer jumped out of the brush and ran across the clearing in front of the hunters. They all fired simultaneously and hit the deer. They began to discuss who actually killed the deer and the discussion progressed into an argument. The lawyer was building his case why the deer should be his but the doctor said, "I'll go examine the deer and figure out whose bullet killed it." The Doctor walked over to the deer and looked and joined his two friends and said, "It was definitely the pastor's gun that killed the deer." The lawyer couldn't believe it and ask the doctor, "How could you tell that?" The doctor replied, "Because the bullet went in one ear and out the other."
Three men were hunting deer: A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher. A deer jumped out of the brush and ran across the clearing in front of the hunters. They all fired simultaneously and hit the deer. They began to discuss who actually killed the deer and the discussion progressed into an argument. The lawyer was building his case why the deer should be his but the doctor said, "I'll go examine the deer and figure out whose bullet killed it." The Doctor walked over to the deer and looked and joined his two friends and said, "It was definitely the pastor's gun that killed the deer." The lawyer couldn't believe it and ask the doctor, "How could you tell that?" The doctor replied, "Because the bullet went in one ear and out the other."
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Moses and Red Sea -- Sunday School Funny
Thanks to JD in the Triad for this funny.
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Saturday, March 03, 2007
The Electric Company - Punctuation
I usually don't post two at a time but oh well. This is another suppertime show that we watched to avoid having to watch the news (only 4 channels at the time)
ADAM-12
This was a good show but once it hit syndication and came on every night, it was great. Eat Supper; watch Adam - 12
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
4-H Public Speaking Competition
I heard this joke in one of the speeches regarding dairy farming.
Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
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