The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything.
"The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master. The vendor responds,"Change must come from within.

Walk In Scream

Walk-in Scream


A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him what had happened.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another exam room.
The doctor marched down the hallway back to where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?!"
The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and without looking up, asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

This is just too funny even though I am a Gamecock fan

From the album:

"Some serious junk....LOL" by Kirby Winstead
 
Behind the University of South Carolina team bus headed to Raleigh for tonights game.

The Osmonds (video) Yo Yo

It's all about the dancing.

Archie Opening Theme

I posted this a couple of years ago but it was removed by the user so here it is again.

WHERE'S HUDDLES?

A Blast from my childhood past

JOKE

Q: How do you make Lady Gaga mad?



A: Poker Face

tcblue13

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